This Is Not a Christmas Movie
2024•MA 15+•1h 45m•5.2•Released
Comedy
In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.
Director
Michael Middelkoop
Writer
Isis Cabolet, Lotte Tabbers
Languages
Dutch
Studio
Halal
Cast
Jacqueline Blom
Brechtje
René van Zinnicq Bergmann
Martijn
Kiefer Zwart
Justus
Stefanie van Leersum
Jos
Georgina Verbaan
Louise
Barbara Sloesen
Bob
Jim Lageveen
Beer
Paul de Leeuw
Kerstman
Oscar Aerts
JJ
Robbert Bleij
Aswin
Tim Haars
Clemens
Remy Bonjasky
Ricardo
Jearsley Vicario
Pim
Hana Hussein
Tisja
Jelle Hoekstra
Roy
Production
Company
Halal
Company
100% Film & Photography
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